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Nuggets of Wisdom

Saturday 5/31/2003 11:57:28 AM (CST) - Michael Wells   

  • Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
  • An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
  • There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  • Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
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